Red-headed Lady In A Canadian Tuxedo: Who’s that publisher, that one who published all those comics here in the 70’s?
Me: Ron Turner.
RHLICT: RON TURNER! That’s right! I tell ya, I have a history with him…I gave him my first blowjob. I THREW UP ALL OVER HIM! BWAHAHAHAH!
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How’s his son doing?
The annoyance of walking the entire four blocks home before you remember you had actually rode your bike to the bar is lessened considerably by the sudden realization that you had bought an It’s-It 2 days ago and that Bay Area confectionary wonder was waiting in the freezer for you to come home and eat the fucking shit out of it.






